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twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

abasnail:
that’s what I call a traffic jam

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

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rabioheab:

i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

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ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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cutesecrets:


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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

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gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

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pau1y:

Instead of doing that, we could:

  • not do that

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